Sweetie Belle Delphine Gang Gang is a newly-founded comedic brony rap group that produces awful rap music designed to make fun of modern rap and pony fandom tropes. You'll definitely be seeing more of us, so we sure hope you enjoy this!
Beat produced by SpinScissor
Vocals/Lyrics by SpinScissor, ThePinkieSense, Whirlwind Studios, Jonathon Moline
IWTCIATP image by kuren247 - derpibooru.org/images/125230
super duper cool photoshop by SpinScissor
rainbow dash clop noises by 15.ai
brony classic voice sample by Iron Curtain - twitter.com/DJ_IronCurtain
lyrics
(Yeah, let me put my straw hat on)
(This is a certified brony classic)
SBD Gang, we gon' get the money
Sweetie Belle Delphine, we gon' get the hunnids
You might think this song sucks, but you know it doesn't
Anti-bronies gonna call it what it wasn't
We gon' roll up wit' the Glocks and shoot a bitch
We gon' kiss Big Mac right on his lips
If it's horse fame that we takin', we gon' hit the lick
We named our record label Penis @ Dick
Spin, TPS, Whirl, and Jon
This song gonna make you say "what the fuck are you on?"
Cause we don't give no fucks, and no shits, too
We gonna bone your mare's ass, what the fuck you gonna do
Gonna eat that mare's bussy like a Cheeto
Gonna roll up, pimpin' in my Speedo
You think Brony culture is a joke
You won't be laughing when I make your bitch choke (on my cock)
Some people think us Bronies are really, really horny
Stayin' up 'til dawn, neck deep in a clopping party
But this party's gonna be one Pinkie never forgets
How could she when she's got a dozen d...
(Ewwww!)
I may be ace, but you bet I can appreciate
The subtle nuance that comes with "interpretive art"
So line the mares up, one by one
I know they wanna have fun
So let me get hard, and play my part
SBD Gang, we gon' get the money
Sweetie Belle Delphine, we gon' get the hunnids
You might think this song sucks, but you know it doesn't
Anti-bronies gonna call it what it wasn't
We gon' roll up wit' the Glocks and shoot a bitch
We gon' kiss Big Mac right on his lips
If it's horse fame that we takin', we gon' hit the lick
We named our record label Penis @ Dick
First things first, apple buck 'til she deals
Tie her up, insert coins 'til she squeals
Rollin' round through town when Luna raises the moon
All the ponies stare, get ready to feel (feel what)
Clip clop, as I stomp ground onto the spot
All the mares drop dead at my motherfuckin' horse cock
Rarity and Applejack, they tend to relax
But then Rainbow Dash, she'll go ten seconds flat
Hehe, things about to get rollin'
She puts her ass into my hooves, I remote control it
Get ready for a ride, Dash, I'm about to cum (oh, yes, Whirlwind)
Bow wow, she can't handle all the force as she screams
Scootaloo shows up, cheering Rainbow on the scene
One pony down, and the next one's quick
It's all in the business up at penis-head-dick
Bitch (coming)
Ah, cash money, oh yeah
Cash money, oh yeah
Money, oh yeah, where's my bitches at
Yeah, bring a knife for a gun fight
Money, ah yeah, force shit
This is the life, this is the game
Uhh, plushies when I go to BronyCon
All over again, at BronyCon
Shoot up Flutters' cottage wit' the Smith and Wesson
Angel Bunny owes me money, teach that bitch a lesson
Score a percy' from Zecora when I know I'm stressin'
I ain't got no bits, so I be out here finessin'
Put us on the news
Or put your dick in a noose
What are we supposed to do
Do you not approve
SBD Gang, we gon' get the money
Sweetie Belle Delphine, we gon' get the hunnids
You might think this song sucks, but you know it doesn't
Anti-bronies gonna call it what it wasn't
We gon' roll up wit' the Glocks and shoot a bitch
We gon' kiss Big Mac right on his lips
If it's horse fame that we takin', we gon' hit the lick
We named our record label Penis @ Dick
credits
released January 14, 2022
SBD Gang Gang, SpinScissor, ThePinkieSense, Whirlwind, Jonathon Moline
supported by 10 fans who also own “P@D (Prod. SpinScissor)”
Friendship From Fire is beautiful, a haunting song from the Wasteland Wailers to take you away to the wastelands of Equestria. Never stop, guys! Ponies At Dawn rocks! princealembic
supported by 10 fans who also own “P@D (Prod. SpinScissor)”
Perfect, mellow, techno synthpop for a long, cold expanse of post-midnight cryoseism snowquakes, here in Central Illinois. Pure pleasure for jaded, jejune ears! str8sounds
supported by 10 fans who also own “P@D (Prod. SpinScissor)”
Flittzy's animesque 'Circles' is a very close second, but NeverLastStanding's 'Go With Me' has recurrently sprung up in my thoughts since the album's debut from the words of encouragement of our Equine friends, given in as heartfelt a manner as those found in Foozogz' works C_||_R