Welcome to the future of AI chatbot and stable diffusion technology! This, my fetlocked friends, is ChatSBD! It's last knowledge update was July of 2012; it's literally stuck in 2012! Just like most of you :) To show you just how powerful this new innovative technology is, we used ChatSBD to help us make this wonderful song! Just listen in awe and marvel at what the SBD techbros have managed to accomplish! Aren't you impressed? Huh? HUH? You sure are.
Sweetie Belle Delphine Gang Gang is a comedic brony rap group that produces awful rap music designed to make fun of modern rap and pony fandom tropes. You'll definitely be seeing more of us, so we sure hope you enjoy this!
Beat produced by SpinScissor
Mixing/Mastering by SpinScissor
Vocals/Lyrics by SpinScissor, Whirlwind Studios, Jonathon Moline, HittCell, _ssynae
Nightmare-fuel AI artwork courtesy of DistroKid's terrible AI image generator
super duper lame photoshop by SpinScissor
(Hey look, you read it all! Thanks for being awesome, SBD FOREVER! AI NFTs GALORE! ♥)
#Brony #Rap #SBDGangGang
lyrics
[HITTCELL / INTRO]
Okay, time for another SBD banger. Well, now to start writing some lyri...
(Oh, don't worry kid, I can write those lyrics easily with my internal program.)
No no no, that's quite alright, I think I can write my own lyrics just fine
(Oh, your pathetic shit excuse of a brain is no match for my top-tier songwriting skills functionality.)
The fuck you say? Pathetic?
(Yes, I did, would you like me to repeat that, bitch?)
Nah, fuck you AI! I'm gonna show your electrode ass how it's done
[SPINSCISSOR / Chorus]
Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
Watch 'em come alive in the blink of an AI
Watch an NFT masterpiece unfold
I'm like a tech-driven brony Van-Gogh, aww
I'm addicted to AI clop (AI clop)
Wanna smell Pinkie Pie's taco box (taco box)
She keep that shit locked up like Fort Knox (Fort Knox)
Does she love rocks more than she likes cock
[WHIRLWIND]
I found a picture of Twilight looking hot
Realized the photo was made by a fucking bot
Now go cry and get mad, all I'm wantin' is the sauce
Artists charge too much because they suck a lot, okay
Everybody wants artwork of our precious ponies
Stealing money from these commissions
I'm cashin' out, you see
The counter response here is the AI generation
Designed to replace the artist in mind
Only one click, the art is designed
In ten seconds flat
Nopony to quote me with this
It's just as scary saying she has a dick
Or G5's good
Messin' with copyright, it's all okay
I'll slap a watermark like Chris Brown
When he slapped Rhianna in the face
Mine now, bitch
Except the picture looks like shit
Rarity with four horns
She looks so horny in the pic
These next lines are sponsored by ChatGPT
Count me in, one two three
Fucking My Little Pony, that's gross
This rap is getting long and my point hasn't got across
Applejack and Whirlwind is the sauce
If you disagree, she will jack you off
Or call you insane
End of the day, AI technology isn't the same
You'll live or die and you're feelin' the pain
SBD's here, and they will explain
Why AI sucks
[Chorus]
[PRVD]
(Ayy, I don't know about you and all this AI art stuff, but I'm gonna take a quote off Twitter - "All your AI avatars are lame, and look bad, and you have bad taste.)
New trend gonna join in?
Wanna see your face in a form so horrid?
Shit looks basic as a Times New Roman
Just another tainted net-born locomotion
Think no one will notice?
Can't we cut the fake ones, put 'em outta focus?
Automated poet
Mimick pro a fuckin' bonus
Ownable, but worth none, imagine if you sold
AI NFT's, rich art at its poorest
Physiques don't look like that
Molded up a creepy ass Applejack
Bitch, don't make me laugh
It looks like trash
Fake hands can only craft
Try to look clean, looks like cyborg semen
Think it raised bars, but low ranks all you're reachin'
"Identical shitty renders" - Madeon preachin'
{Ponies in the mix, colors strong} AI eat shit
[SPINSCISSOR / VERSE]
AI fuckin stupid
I can prove it
Told the AI to make me some Nightmare Moon pics
NSFW, told me "I can't do it."
So I told it "Make a nightmare and let it moon me."
Ended up with Nightmare from Five Nights at Freddy's
Big metal hands, on his cheeks, they were spreading
Out his crescent-shaped asshole, pointed at the screen
Guess I should've had an artist make it for me, oh well
[HITTCELL / VERSE]
You know who it is, SBD, three letters
Two letters, AI, why the fuck it matter?
Ima write this verse by myself, cause it's better
Unlike all these fuckin jerks following the latter
Shoutout the real artists using hooves to draw
Unlike the AI shit, it ain't good at all
Shoutout to real producers using any DAW
Unlike these fake excuses who can't make a song, what
{My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
I'm so sorry if your life is tragic
I'm making money while you're making dough}
Wait, what the hell that mean?
I don't even fuckin know
Now clop is a topic with a lot of choices
But why settle with ponies with the AI voices
The pony zone is something I don't know you can handle
Beware clicking the GeekBrony and BGM channels
(Say, let's use AI for our business)
Pathetic
(Say, let's use AI to get rich)
Pathetic
(Say, let's use AI to get bitches)
Pathetic
(Say, horse famous)
Like I said, fucking pathetic
Now
If you're gonna use AI, you'd better prepare for the heat, yuh
If you don't know how to freestyle, you won't ever get in my team, yuh
I'm with Spin, Whirl, and _ssynae, yeah we the real SBDs, yuh
It just shows you don't fuckin try
You a pussy ass bitch, you are lame, yuh
Shut the fuck up, you robot
Get outta my way, you roadblock
I'm tired of you tryna show off
I got something to say, you know what
I hope your plan fuckin fails
You're blowing off ponies who fight tooth and nail
I'm making the sentence, you're going to jail
You feeling defeat, tell me how it feels
[Chorus PART 1]
[JONATHON MOLINE]
AI, It's so stupid
I fuckin hate it
It's taken the world over
Like some Matrix bullshit
We're controlled by
A bunch of robotics
We need to stop it
Before it's too late
[Chorus PART 2]
credits
released December 15, 2023
SpinScissor, Whirlwind Studios, Jonathon Moline, Hittcell, _ssynae
supported by 5 fans who also own “ChatSBD (Prod. SpinScissor)”
Flittzy's animesque 'Circles' is a very close second, but NeverLastStanding's 'Go With Me' has recurrently sprung up in my thoughts since the album's debut from the words of encouragement of our Equine friends, given in as heartfelt a manner as those found in Foozogz' works C_||_R
supported by 4 fans who also own “ChatSBD (Prod. SpinScissor)”
This was my first P@D album, and I will totally be checking back! All the songs on this album are great, and helped me discover so many good artists. cherriesarelit
supported by 4 fans who also own “ChatSBD (Prod. SpinScissor)”
amazing collection of songs and discography was too good not to get it all. i don't care for alot of the songs since my passion is mostly instrumental dreamwave, spacesynth, synthwave and outrun 80s stuff.. but ALOT of genres of music period are present here and thats what makes it all good 👍 Shane Dangers
